by BS Byers.
Tina Fey discusses the Slimepit in her new book, Argumentative Pantaloons:
When faced with sexism or ageism or lookism or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question:”Is this person in between me and what do I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
Wow! I don’t know how the slimepitters will feel about someone famous like TINA FEY attacking them, but I imagine they’ll all be mightily upset about it! That’s great, because I hate them, and clearly so does Tina Fey! We’ve invited her to blog at Freedom Thinking Blogs, but so far she hasn’t yet had time to send us her acceptance. I’m looking forward to working with her though – she’s a wonderful ally.
By the way, I really hate Rape Dapen. He rants a lot, unlike me. He’s an angry, obsessive little clown-like harassing bastard idiot fucking twerp twat idiot fucking…. GRRR! I just hate him so much! We don’t have to use racism to attack them (i.e. like they do). No. We were at the punchline of the joke before they were even born! We just laugh at them. Or, like our new friend Tina Fey – just skewer them like the little rats that they are.
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Classic snark.
I don’t even like comedy, but if she’s attacking the ‘pit, then I love Tina Fey comedy!
Tina Fey is a brave hero.
I love Tina Fey.
But how is that quote about the Slimepit, or about Rape Dapen?
BANNED! The only reason why you would disagree that Tina Fey is attacking the slimepit is if you are just butthurt that’s she’s attacking you! So you must be from the slimepit! Q.E.D.
Also you’re sexist, racist and homophobic.
Not sure that I like the fact that’s she’s saying ignore the trolls and do something productive. Doesn’t this run counter to our message – that we should dedicate the majority of our blogging and commenting to be about them?
Rape Dapen circumvented a ban on this very blog! Can you think of anything worse?
I liked her attacking the slimepit and all, I just didn’t like her “don’t feed the trolls” bullshit.
And, BS, did you have to say ‘twat’? That word is forbidden – it means vagina. It means you’re saying that vaginas are bad. And since women are merely vaginas, it means that women are bad, so it’s sexist.
Yeah, I’m anti Tina Fey now, and anti BS Byers. You can’t say “don’t feed the trolls”, and you can’t say “twat”. Retards.
You can’t say ‘retards’. That’s ableist. Nor can you say ‘twat’ or ‘don’t feed the trolls’. Motherfucking idiots.
‘Motherfucking’ is slut shaming – like ‘your mum’s a cheap whore!’. Slut shaming in every sense of the word. I’m feeling really unsafe right now.
Maybe we should write a letter to Tina Fey, just so she doesn’t say anything we don’t like in the future. I’ll draft one:
Dear Tina Fey,
Thanks for attacking the slimepit – we’ve been fighting them for a long time now, and it’s great to have a famous person joining us in the fight against terrorism. By the way, you can’t say ‘don’t feed the trolls’. We have to feed them, or else that’s promoting misogyny. Do you want the sexists to win? Thought not. Also, don’t say ‘twat’, ‘retard’, ‘motherfucking’ or any other bigoted slurs. If you do then BS will ban you, or worse – put you in the Prison. That means you are named and shamed, and is the worst thing that can happen to anyone on a blog. But BS is always fair, so just try to be a good ally and you’ll be ok, ok?
Anyhoo, thanks for understanding. I can’t wait to read your posts on Freedom Thinking Blogs.
Yours sincerely,
Your No. 1 Fan (subject to a healthy amount of troll-feeding ;)),
Erik The Viking
That ‘twat’ was irresistible. Seriously: read my argument. It meant the ‘twat’ had to be made.
Yeah, I was trying to interpret that ‘twat’ in a charitable way, but can’t come up with anything that works. It’s misogynist. Without it, your rant would be pitch perfect.